wedidthetimewarpagain:

she wears short skirts

i wear nothing because i am the disembodied incorporeal form

she’s a flapper

i am the eyes of T. J. Eckelburg

(via elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey)

pottergenes:

Neville Longbottom drinking firewhisky and talking shit is practically canon, bless the world.

(via elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey)

ilivebetweenjohnsthighs:

canadachild9:

ttscenetheking:

coffeefor-closers:

supernatural-mishamigo:

portentouscatastrophe:

jpgay:

jpgay:

when u get to sit next to ur friends in class 

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HEY THIS WAS ORIGINALLY A PORN GIF WHO CHANGED IT TO OBAMA WITH A DUCK

THAT IS NOT OBAMA WITH A DUCK

EVERYTIME I SEE THIS THERE IS A NEW GIF AND I HAVE TO REBLOG IT

NOW IT’S FALL OUT BOY

ITS A FUCKING PIE NOW

HARRY POTTER WITH LIPSTICK AND BLUSH

DESTIEL ZAC EFRON

(via disappointingweabootrash)

merriamwebsterdictionary:

reasons why winter is better than summer:

  • little to no insects (◕‿◕✿) 
  • sweaters all the time (◠△◠✿)
  • the air is nice and fresh smelling (◡‿◡✿)
  • sometimes it snows and you get out of school \(◕‿◕✿)/
  • snow is pretty (´・ω・`)
  • no pollen (▰˘◡˘▰) 
  • it gets darker faster so theres more nighttime and more time to look at the stars (ᅌᴗᅌ* )
  • everything is dead just the way i like it (⊙‿⊙✿)

(Source: puyopuyofever-remade, via peculiarreveries)

enginesinrepair:

Bloody Fairy Tales ;  Alice in Wonderland 

Welcome to Wonderland. Where the Queen of Hearts is the least of your worries. Where, once upon a time, a young Alice stumbled into this world and never found her way out. Many say she went mad, but many are mistaken. She conquered madness by becoming it. The Mad Queen, they say, and her Mad Hatter. These two are the most dangerous people in all of Wonderland. They do not want power, or money, or even fame. All they desire is for the world to revel in their insanity.

(via meggiry)

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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(via samthesexorcist)

dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

(via thesoulofawarrior)

natured:

I get insanely uncomfortable when people have their own selfies as their phone wallpaper. 

(via queenofnuggetville)